March 2012
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rumour:
to write the declaration of independence on her arms
February 2012
was supposed to go to northeastern university instead of uconn, but i decided not to
oh what’s that
drugs is playing a show on their campus tonight
oh what’s that again
just the sound me killing myself goodbye
officially a believer in taylex lmao whoops
the things i would let news anchor kellin do to me
i had a dream that i got my lip pierced
AH I WANT IT SO BADLY BUT BRACES AND MOTHERS
Things I Could Be Doing Friday Night: Seeing Mayday Parade
Things I Won’t Be Doing Friday Night: Seeing Mayday Parade
Things I Will Be Doing Friday Night: Crying because I’m not see Mayday Parade
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
sometimes i really hate my own race or just certain people in it lmao
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the only thing i’m mad about is that i now have to change my theme because the tumblr update fuck it up
even the tags changed wtf is this DAVID
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I’M JUST SCREAMING YOLO AFTER EVERYTHING THEY DO IN THSI VIDEO OMG
HUFFING DONUTS
YOLO
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yellinkellin replied to your post: LMAO I JUST GOT TO SCHOOL AND I’M SITTING IN MY…
IM SHAKGING
OMG YOUR TEXT POSTS
I’M LITERALLY FLAILING EVEYWHERE I CAN;T
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LMAO I JUST GOT TO SCHOOL AND I’M SITTING IN MY EMPTY CLASSROOM SCREAMING BECAUSE
WHAT
IS
THIS
VIDEO
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